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yo its dave
i dont know if you even will notice but im gonna loop out some shit so consider this a professional courtesy heads up
shouldnt affect anything youre up to but just in case

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[ oh wtf homura wants colored text. she's all about the aesthetic, recall the hairflipping for proof

either she was doing nothing or this is pressing enough for her to respond almost immediately, though. if there's loops happening in her experience something is hella off? then again they played time freeze tug of war. who knows, homu ]

Is something wrong?
Don't do anything irrational. It is bothersome to those around you.

[ she's
trying to be helpful.... ]

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[ please pick your own shitty homestuck font color and quirk, homura. dave is one of the few people who will not judge. ]

nothings wrong but i need to go to a place a week out and back at least twice in the next day and its easier all around to do that then loop back here so i dont miss out on shit

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[ homura types entirely in my chemical romance lyrics and all her sentences begin and end with the broken heart emoji, please judge her

honestly that explanation is not helping, wtf is he doing? why can he loop back anyway but she can't. homura's dying ]

Will this translate as two weeks total?
I am not sure if loops work the same for both of us.

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oh shit really
how do yours work
and like itll take me two weeks to get there and back
but then ill loop back to now so i will be here for the next two weeks

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Similarly. I have not done a week long loop, but each time, time must run its course.
I have never experienced another person's time loop, but this is reassuring. Thank you.

[ she means that actually... if it'd been differently then homura might have lost her mind. slightly. ]

I assume you do not want any discrepancies during the loop. I will make sure to redo things as I did while it is occurring.
Once again.
Make sure not to do anything foolish.

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oh you dont have to worry about that
i mean like
youll do it once
im just bending time a little so im in two places at once
ill live this amount of time twice
but thanks brosef

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I don't understand the logistics of that, but my magic doesn't work that way. As long as you are sure I will only experience this once, however, it must be of little consequence to me.
Ensure it is of minimum consequence to yourself as well, however.
Good luck, Dave.

text, sometime after their powers come back? screw it it's like 12/9 maybe

[expulsions]

How would you like to go on a short hunting trip?

WORKS FOR ME

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How dangerous is it? Don't do anything foolish.
Regardless, I'm available.

1/2

[expulsions]

Do I look like somebody who'd do something "foolish"? It'll be fine, we're just collecting some stuff to bargain with some of the bigger creatures out there.

[expulsions]

Wait
Is your font purple or did Dirk's app just break??

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Very well. I'll come with you.
It is best to hunt in groups. Two pairs of eyes yields faster results.

My font is purple.
Dave Strider showed me how.
He called it "dramatic and ghostly."

[ if percy gets the idea that her font being DRAMATIC AND GHOSTLY pleases her......he would be right ]

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Exactly. One of us can cover the front and one can cover the back. Shrimp usually aren't scary.

[Shrimpzilla notwithstanding. Still, he's just. Squinting. Why this.]

Well he's right. Purple's a pretty powerful color. [Sure, let's humor the child. Let's also ignore that. You know. Purple is the color of the Romans and also the color of Hades' eyes when he gets hyped up.] At least your font will stand out from everyone else now.

Where are you?

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Don't worry.
Regardless of how scary it is, I will handle it.

[ time freeze powers and all. she will spam them if necessary? ]

Is it? I just like it.

I'm in one of the observatories. Second floor. There are cans here.
You want to embark now?

[expulsions]

I know you will. You think I'd ask just anybody on this quest?

[He's kind of being a jerk and humoring her, but whatever.]

It is. It's not the best color but it's not bad.

We don't have to leave now, no. I'd hate to interrupt your can-gazing. Tomorrow or something? [Why are you dealing with cans, Homu...]

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Don't chastise me.

It's not interrupting. The cans were here where I arrived. I do not know the pur pose of them. They appear to be arranged to look like a town.

[ SHE ONLY PLAYED WITH THEM A LITTLE. ]

[subnauticmods]

[ On the morning of December 25th, Homura will wake up to a small, brightly wrapped package next to where she sleeps. Inside it will be a drawing of her and URSULA in her robot form, both holding hands with Obama. The Squig, not the president. The picture is also framed. Besides that, there are also cookies that she managed to bake herself! As she cannot taste test, they might not be perfect, but they are cutely decorated with “Happy Holidays, Homura!” and other holiday themed items, like snowmen and reindeer.

A note attached simply says, “From URSULA!” ]

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[parodeity]

[ early on in the day, time freezes.

it's accompanied by a ping to homura's communicator. ]

about to do something dumb as fuck you in

[ ALL THESE ALIENS USING TIME PORTALS that he does not yet know about SURE ARE GIVING HIM TIME HEADACHES, AND SHIT. ]

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[ oh my god, dave, she looks away for TWO SECONDS ]

Whatever it is you're planning to do, it sounds unnecessary

[ that's not an answer homura? ]

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ok but consider these flashstepping aliens are pissing me off

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[ okay. homura likes dave enough that that warrants an immediate response. ]

Don't do anything stupid.

[ this is homura speak for "im on the way" ]

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[ aw she does care. he doesn't give her a location because she can definitely find him easily?? he might drop the timestop so they can catch an alien together, though. True Friendship.

since it's out in the water he's just. out in the safe shallows fuming honestly lmao... ]

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[ wow, he was not kidding about these things pissing him off. that's a heck of a scowl, strider.

homura's there as soon as she can be (which is, thankfully, much sooner than the normal person), but she's transformed when she shows up. mostly because: ]

They're hurting you?

[ UNCOOL, HOMURA WANTS TO HURT THEM BACK? ]

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[ REFERENCE also honestly it's just. the dilated time shit he can feel happening in his aspect that is unexplained and giving him serious headachage.

but also he is just in a bad mood lately thanks life ]

Don't you feel it?